Guantanamo Bay

I got a letter from the USA

invited me on holiday

no chores to do, no bills to pay

 at Guantanamo bay 

hey hey, 

 Guantanamo bay 

I'm such a lucky boy that they selected me

I can stay forever and it will be forever free

Guantanamo Bay

Guantanamo Bay x2

I heard the food is really nice

The margarita's cold as ice

There is no charge in paradise

 All laid on by Condaleeza Rica

She's nice

 Condaleeza Rica

I'll write a postcard when I'm lying on the sand

Just to say I'm grateful for everything she's planned

Guantanamo Bay

Guantanamo Bay x2

I'm so glad that I have won

A little chalet in the sun

I'm sure I'll have a lot of fun

 With all the taliban

We'll have a party

 all the taliban

I'm gonna paddle in the carribean sea

And I'll dance around at midnight and be so bourgeoisie

Guantanamo Bay

Guantanamo Bay x2

There's entertainment don't you know

With champagne set to overflow

And every night you have to go

To the Donald Rumsfeld show

He's a singer

 The Donald Rumsfeld show

I've heard that Bush and Cheney do a funny double act

They joke about Afganistan, Bin Laden and Iraq