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Guantanamo Bay

I got a letter from the USA
invited me on holiday
no chores to do, no bills to pay
 at Guantanamo bay 
hey hey, 
 Guantanamo bay 

I'm such a lucky boy that they selected me
I can stay forever and it will be forever free

Guantanamo Bay
Guantanamo Bay x2

I heard the food is really nice
The margarita's cold as ice
There is no charge in paradise
 All laid on by Condaleeza Rica
She's nice
 Condaleeza Rica

I'll write a postcard when I'm lying on the sand
Just to say I'm grateful for everything she's planned

Guantanamo Bay
Guantanamo Bay x2

I'm so glad that I have won
A little chalet in the sun
I'm sure I'll have a lot of fun
 With all the taliban
We'll have a party
 all the taliban

I'm gonna paddle in the carribean sea
And I'll dance around at midnight and be so bourgeoisie

Guantanamo Bay
Guantanamo Bay x2

There's entertainment don't you know
With champagne set to overflow
And every night you have to go
To the Donald Rumsfeld show
He's a singer
 The Donald Rumsfeld show

I've heard that Bush and Cheney do a funny double act
They joke about Afganistan, Bin Laden and Iraq