Mama Don't You Drink that Gin

Mama don't you drink that Gin

Mama don't you drink that Gin

You'll start to cry 

You'll want to die

I'll go and get my Dad

And you know what you think about him

So Mama won't you please just

put down the bottle 

and go home

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Mama leave that whiskey alone

Mama leave that whiskey alone

It will make you tipsy

a little friskey

You'll find some man

And you'll end up taking him home

So Mama won't you please just

put down the bottle 

and go home

Mama

Mama

Mama

Mama's on the booze again.

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Mama don't you drink that wine

Mama don't you drink that wine

It's made in France

It will make you dance

You'll get a little dizzy

And you'll end up peeing your pants

So Mama won't you please just

put down the bottle 

and go home

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Mama don't you drink that beer

Mama don't you drink that beer

It will make you fat

no doubt about that

You'll get a little gassy

And we don't want farting in here

Mama don’t you drink champagne

Mama don’t you drink champagne

All these little bubbles 

Will cause a lot of trouble

They get into your bloodstream

And they end up rotting your brain