If galaxies were girls...
If galaxies are girls, where are all the boys?

Just wondering...

(And I mean that in a gender neutral way and without preferential prejudice. More a sort of ying-yang thing without any prescription for the amount of yingything or yangyness was required to create the YingYang. Or, indeed the YingYingYang or YangYingYing. Go wherever your heart will take you.)

It follows that the question could be: "Are galaxies conscious? How could we tell?"

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Aren't words great?

Because music might be SOFTWARE for programming PEOPLE!

When I record a song, I put the details on this page with a link to the Songs library. From time-to-time, I'll roll the songs into an album and release it on the internet.


Sunday, 25th June 2017

I've recorded and uploaded "I Wish I Were a Dog". This was written ages ago (~2014), but was never recorded. However it's popular at live gigs, so I've added it here.

Monday, 12th June 2017

Here is "Theresa Won't Go". Woke up on Saturday with this going on in my head... or maybe it was in the mix of radio and sleep. Another mike-in-a-room recording - but I put it in a video!

Friday, 26th May 2017

Added my contribution to political discourse in advance of the forthcoming election: "Fire". A produced recording. i.e. harmonies, bells, whistles etc.

Friday, 7th April, 2017

"The Generic Revolution Song of 2017" is my take on the way the world seems to be going. Written to be inscrutable on any side of the current argument. Didn't work though, I think my leanings are fairly clear.

Sunday, 5th March 2017

Here is a version of "The Enchanted Poppy Boys", sung in A and roughly recorded. I'm going to do a more produced version later this year.

Wednesday, 31st December, 2016

This song is called "Still Life, or A Lament for 2016". Let's hope 2017 turns out a bit better.

Previously I've been prevaricating about what to do with this site, what kind of content to post etc. Now that I've made up my mind, I'll be adding content frequently. Please check back soon.